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So, boys, tell me,
why do you want to adopt?

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You haven't mentioned...
What do you take me for?

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Gabriel, there's something
you're not telling me.

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Last time was years ago.

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There's no problem any more.

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No, Emrys, a child needs love.

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Shit!

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Hi!

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He's my biggest achievement.

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Let's do it

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that when love came to me

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and good about whatever we got

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and starry eyed

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deep inside

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it's going to turn out to be

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HIGH-PITCHED RINGING

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He's got your eyes, Gabe.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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He'll start looking like you,
you know?

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I see it all the time.

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and they'll all be the same...spit.

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Like dogs and their owners?

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You're not going to say that
in there, are you? No.

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Hello, there. You must be... Hi.

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Hi. Lovely to meet you both.

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I'm Steve Thompson, I'll be
chairing your matching panel today.

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And don't worry, there's nothing
to be nervous about.

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All right.

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Jenifer Ainsley, panel adviser.

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Doctor Zibande, medical adviser.
Maria Johnson, foster carer.

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Jason Owens, legal representative.

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Nia Evans, panel organiser
in charge of minutes.

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Iwan Jones, family finder.
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Jackie Boothe, Gabe and Andy's
social worker.

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Gabriel... You don't have to
introduce yourself.

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And you already know who I am
so let's begin, shall we?

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that this is going to be easy

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by any means, but, uh, well,

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we think we know what we're
getting ourselves into, right, Gabe?

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And we just feel fully prepared
for that challenge.

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Thank you, Andrew.

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but the next question's
actually just for you.

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Because a child needs a mother!

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Pardon?

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A child needs...

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Another glass of water?

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Yes.

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Yes, thank you.

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We understand that you've endured

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some challenging addiction problems
in the past.

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And let me be the first to
congratulate you

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on coming through all that.

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But as you know, adopting
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now, that can be incredibly
stressful.

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Just how confident are you that you
won't have a relapse?

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Are you still with us, Gabe?

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Absolutely.

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Look...of course you have concerns.

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this process

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but, Jackie, and don't get
embarrassed now, Jackie,

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when I say this,

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but she has been totally amazing.

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Yes.

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She's made me see how my

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past experiences are actually
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Cos I know what it is to live
through trauma.

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I've seen some dark days
and I'm doing OK now.

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In fact, if it didn't make me

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sound like a massive show-off,

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I'd say I was doing brilliantly.

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Oh, wait.

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ANDY CHUCKLES

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I am a massive show-off!

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THEY LAUGH

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So, all right, if I must,
I am thriving, actually.

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And I know that I can use what I've
learned when parenting Jake.

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acceptance, empathy matters.

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How much love matters.

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I know that from experience.

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And between our friends,
our parents...

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..we have a solid support network
in place.

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Andy's not worried.

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Jackie believes in me.

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So all I can do now is ask you
humbly...

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..but hopefully, to believe in me
as well.

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I should get an Oscar for that.

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How about a Jake?

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I knew you could do it!

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Oh! You buggers!

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Congratulations. He's a lucky boy.

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Ah, come here,
we're the lucky ones, right?

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Of course, but, well, this is
probably Jake's last chance.

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ANDY CLEARS THROAT

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She's been with him
from the beginning.

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Got him out of there. Right.

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But anyway...

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..today's a good day. Yes, it is.

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Celebrate!

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boys.

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You deserve it.

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Thank you, Jackie.

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Oh! What?!

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Ha-ha!

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Oh!

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Let's put her out of her misery.

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She's going to totally lose it.
PHONE RINGS

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THEY LAUGH

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EXCITED SHOUTING OVER PHONE

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She's happy!

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Ready? Yeah.

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ANIMATED CHATTER

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Sh-sh-sh!

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Course they said yes!

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Open the fucking champagne!

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We're with child, darlings,
we're with child!

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MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC

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IN WELSH:

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Oh, right.

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Ta-ra.

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LOUD DANCE MUSIC

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Another round? Oh, I've had my
limit, but he hasn't.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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You know how much I hate waking up
with a hangover.

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ALARM BEEPS

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HE GROANS

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HE CHUCKLES

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Fucking tequila.

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Do people stop rimming
when they're parents?

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I stopped rimming when I was 16.

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Get me my toothbrush.

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Oh, for Jake's book.

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Hmm. Who wouldn't want her
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Has Dad sent his yet?

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Don't get cross.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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He looks like a serial killer.

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We'll go down Saturday.

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Come on, baby.

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It's time we introduced him to Jake.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Oh!

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They've dressed him nicely.

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What did you expect?

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A sack?

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Apparently the only way
Claire could get him to stand still

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was by bribing him
with a bar of chocolate.

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Behind the camera.

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Be careful with that.

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You don't want him getting fat.

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Is Jake short for anything?

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Why?

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Well, I just was wondering if that's
what you were going to call him?

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I don't know.

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Something Welsh?

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We can't change his name, Dad,
it's his identity.

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It's who he is.

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You changed yours, Gabriel.

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But that was my choice, wasn't it?

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Well, actually,

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another photo of tad-cu

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seeing as we're here,

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for the book.

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Dad-with?

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It's what we thought he'd call you?

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If that's OK with you?

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Gabe said it's what
he called his grandad.

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Did I pronounce it wrong?

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No no.

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You pronounced it beautifully, Andy.

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Fuck's sake, Dad.

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A woman's work is never done!

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WATER RUNS

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SWITCHES TAP OFF

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Oh, lovely, Emrys.

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No, you're all right.

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But, um, seeing as we're alone...

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..There's a hole in my pocket.

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It's a real nuisance.

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But I've been struggling with my
eyes recently

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and I was, er, I was wondering

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Is...

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Why don't you ask Gabriel?

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You do know that Gabe makes all of
his own costumes, don't you, Emrys?

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Does he?

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Yeah.

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They're astonishing.

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Still I'd...I'd rather you did it,
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And...

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..there's no need to tell Gabriel.

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He doesn't need to know.

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Why don't we give Jake a Welsh
middle name?

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I'm not doing that just to
please my Dad.

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Look, I know you think you don't
want Jake to speak Welsh,

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but I... We're not sending him
to a Welsh language school.
Wait, hear me out.

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He'll have enough to deal with

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as well.

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But I've looked into it

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and there's an immersion unit in
Gabalfa he'd go to first...

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..and then... I said no!

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You'll never understand.

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Try me.

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struggled with Welsh.

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Every word is gendered so it's
hardly queer-friendly, is it?

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And it's got all these
grammatical rules

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so it's easy to get things wrong

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and my dad was
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Teaching you.

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Correcting me.

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And the only gays on S4C
when I was growing-up

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were either paedophiles, murdered in
toilets

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or fucking Skeleton from Super Ted.

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I just didn't feel like
I could be queer in Welsh.

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And plus I don't like the Welsh
words for gay.

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A homosexual.

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Man-gripper.

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Makes me sound like a JCB.

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Or gay.

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And what's wrong with that,
you self-hating homophobe?

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I like gay.

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It's beautiful.

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Gay.

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Gay.

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Hoy-oo.

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That "ooh", it's erotic.

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Hi.

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Well, it turns me right off.

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So when I came out to my dad I
couldn't decide which one to use,

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so I ended up coming out in English.

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He misheard me!
Thought I said I was OK!

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The second time was much worse.

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So forgive me if I don't want
our son learning a language

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which has excluded and rejected me
all my life.

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But that isn't true.

278
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Come on, coming out in any
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279
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,160
Your issue isn't Welsh.

280
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,640
Your issue's your dad.

281
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,520
It's the same bloody thing!

282
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,120
But your dad hasn't rejected you,
Gabriel.

283
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,880
And it's your mother-tongue.

284
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,200


285
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:33,440
<font color="

286
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,400
Without?

287
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,080
Mother tongue is sexist. Oh!

288
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,360
Did you use a filter on this?

289
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,720
Yoo-hoo! Don't mind me!

290
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,320
I'm just having a wee clear out.

291
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,080
Hi, Mum!

292
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,920
Fucking hell!

293
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,080
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294
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,240
Now there's no need to be
embarrassed, boys.

295
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,560
You've been through our sex drawer!

296
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,640
Well, I didn't know it was your sex
drawer until I opened it, did I?

297
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,760
Point is, if I can find
your treasures, so can Jake.

298
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,400
<font color="
things now.

299
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,400
You'll have to have to find
somewhere new to keep your toys.

300
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,280
Anyway, I can't imagine you use
all of these, do you?

301
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,920
We might as well have a wee
clear out.

302
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,280
Right.

303
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,240
<font color="

304
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,520
I could always bring it home
if you don't want it?

305
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,000
Mum!

306
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,760
SHE LAUGHS

307
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,760
I'm only joking!

308
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,080
Or am I?

309
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,720
Bit of bleach, it'd be good as new.

310
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,080
Oh, my actual God!

311
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,040
<font color="

312
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,040
I got a few wee bits
and bobs for Jake.

313
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:52,000
This is not a few bits and bobs!

314
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,240
Hmm, I got excited.

315
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,520
But he'll come with his own stuff,
Mum,

316
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,840
and I already bought him
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317
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,000
Have you? Er...yeah.

318
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,240
This isn't a few extra things.

319
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,520
I got excited.

320
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,400
I thought we were doing this
together?

321
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,520
What are you gonna do for a bed?
Do you want me to...?

322
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,240
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Ikea.

323
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,360
Oh, are these the colours you're
thinking of? Not that.

324
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,160
That will get grubby so quickly,
but maybe...

325
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,280
Oh, for God's sake, Mum, back off!

326
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,960
You need to let us do this
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327
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,080
Sorry, love, it's just...

328
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,520
..I never thought
I was gonna be a nana.

329
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,920
When did you get this wardrobe?

330
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,360
I built it yesterday.

331
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,480
It looks like you and I are both
going to have to get used to

332
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,000
<font color="

333
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,320
This is where we cook, Jake.

334
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,840
Dad's a brilliant cook.

335
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,160
You can help make them with me
if you like.

336
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,840
And I'll help eat them.

337
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,560
Lucky I'd made plenty.

338
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,920
Gabe ate five.

339
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,760
THEY LAUGH

340
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,000
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341
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,160
Don't wait up.

342
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,280
And then the poor dad developed
somewhat of a foot fetish.

343
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,520
And by foot fetish, OK, I don't just
mean a toe in the mouth.

344
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,800
Node.

345
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,160
It's true.

346
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,840
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347
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,280
To what do we owe this pleasure,
A flower?

348
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,080
HE SPEAKS WELSH

349
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,760
If I can call you Grandma.

350
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,040
Touch.

351
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,800
Jesus, Gabriel!

352
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,440
I thought you were dead.

353
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,320
Sent you a wreath last week.

354
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,840
<font color="

355
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,280
Gabe's not dead,

356
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,480
he's a dad.

357
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,000
AUDIENCE: Woo!

358
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,480
Thank you.

359
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,120
Because Gabe and his hero of a
partner Andy

360
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,320
have somehow managed to convince
social services

361
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,200
<font color="

362
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,520
Yeah,
so their lives may as well be over!

363
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,640
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

364
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,840
You wouldn't catch me with a child.

365
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,520
My brother's enough of a fucking
liability.

366
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,200
Why do you have such
a February face,

367
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,360
<font color="

368
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,240
of storm and cloudiness?

369
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,840
And now, dear Peter...

370
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,960
..it's time you grew up.

371
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,160
What if I'm shit at it?

372
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,160
Then, my darling,

373
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,240
at least he'll have fabulous taste.

374
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:16,600


375
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:21,280

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376
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,840


377
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:33,240


378
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,480


379
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:43,600


380
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,840


381
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,040


382
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:57,680


383
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,840
<font color="

384
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:06,280


385
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:12,280


386
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,440


387
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:22,600


388
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,200
HE SIGHS

389
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,480
Now we're all here,

390
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,920
Claire, do you want to
lead on the practicalities,

391
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,960
<font color="
hundreds of times before.

392
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,360
Good. I can't bear fannying
around in planning meetings.

393
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,320
Grab your pen, boys.

394
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,640
Take a deep breath.

395
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,400
Welcome to Introductions.

396
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,520
Monday, I'll want you at mine
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397
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,760
Don't be late.

398
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,160
He'll have been up since six,
waiting for you.

399
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,440
Hey, buddy.

400
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,000
All right?

401
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,640
Careful, boys.

402
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,320
Two hours will be quite
enough on the first day,

403
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,400
<font color="
stay for lunch,

404
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,880
see how I do things,

405
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,080
meet the whole gang.

406
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,040
Oh, I don't like.
People who don't eat their greens...

407
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,400
Neither do I.

408
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,360
Clear your plates, boys,

409
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,640
<font color="

410
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,280
Great, guys.

411
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,760
It'll be an even earlier start
for you the following day

412
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,640
cos I'll need you there for...

413
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,080
Morning, sweetheart.

414
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,200
Oh!

415
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,440
Hi.

416
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,800
<font color="

417
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,360
he'll start testing
you as the week goes on.

418
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,320
Claire lets me have sugar.

419
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,760
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

420
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,400
You said no sugar, so it's no sugar.

421
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,120
Your rules now, Dadi.

422
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,800
Jake? Jake?

423
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,560
<font color="
out all day.

424
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,880
Dads!

425
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,840
I want to go now, now!

426
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,440
Which one of you is his dad?

427
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,360
CHILD CRIES

428
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,040
We both are.

429
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,320
Then that evening you'll do the
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430
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,240
Bath, not shower.

431
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,960
Boys smell, always better to
submerge their bits.

432
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,840
You want? No, it's fine.

433
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,640
ALARM RINGS

434
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,480
Then the next day, we will come
to yours for the first time.

435
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,520
<font color="

436
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,560
HE LAUGHS

437
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,120
SHOWER RUNS

438
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,560
Hi. Hey. Hey.

439
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,640
Come on.

440
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,680
Your bedroom first! Yeah? Come.

441
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,880
Hmm?

442
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,520
Do you like it, Jake?

443
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,600
I bloody love it!

444
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,880
<font color="
side of my tongue?

445
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,120
Your job now, not mine.

446
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,000
First one to Billy wins!

447
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,200
One, two, three!

448
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,680
You OK? Be careful, Jake, er...

449
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,160
OK, make sure he doesn't...
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450
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,280
There's no room. Gabe, come on!
Andy, there's no room.

451
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,960
It's fine. OK, all right.

452
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,080
OK, are you ready? Let's get
a picture! Let's get a photo!

453
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,240
<font color="

454
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,640
Cheese!

455
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,440
ALL: Cheese!

456
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,520
Yeah!

457
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,920
Good.

458
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,960
LAUGHTER

459
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,280
I'm just popping to Neverland
to sort out my costume for Friday.

460
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,960
I won't be long.

461
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,760
Take it easy, mate.

462
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,280
<font color="

463
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,920
It won't happen again.

464
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,120
HE VOMITS

465
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,480
Gabe got drunk last night.

466
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,400
He hasn't got drunk since...

467
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,840
I'm worried he's having
second thoughts.

468
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,320
Have you asked him?

469
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,960
Don't be too hard on him, poor mite.

470
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,720
<font color="

471
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,600
It just so happens your damage makes
you behave like a saint.

472
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,000
I'm not damaged!

473
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,840
You have some intense
abandonment issues, love.

474
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,080
It's why you can't help yourself
doing everything.

475
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,520
<font color="

476
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,360
You'd do anything you can to
stop him leaving.

477
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,120
That is not true.

478
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,960
You brought me breakfast in bed
every morning

479
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,680
from the age of seven,
sweetheart.

480
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,960
That's not normal.

481
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,280
<font color="

482
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,040
You're...you're overbearing.

483
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,040
Same issue.

484
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,800
Your father was a wanker! Hmm.

485
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,160
Go on, love, go on.

486
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,920
QUIETLY: Sh.

487
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,280
Not in, love?

488
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,800
Maybe if you involved him
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489
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,360
Don't blame me!

490
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,040
What if he doesn't want this, Mum?

491
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,800
Well, you both have to want it,
love, otherwise...

492
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,680
..it'll be a disaster.

493
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,760
The problem is...

494
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,640
..if he doesn't want it then...

495
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,320
You still do.

496
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,600
<font color="

497
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,560
More than anything.

498
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,080
More than Gabriel?

499
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,680
I don't know, Mum.

500
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,480
HE SOBS

501
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,480
Oh, love.

502
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,960
Hi, Dad and Grandma.

503
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,680
Oh, hey, Jake!

504
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,680
Oh, I see Billy's arrived!

505
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,440
And there's my potty-mouthed dads!

506
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,720
<font color="

507
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,520
which one's which again?

508
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,600
Easy.

509
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Dad. Grandma.

510
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,360
Dadi likes to wear dresses.

511
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,800
Dadi sounds a bit like Mummy, so...

512
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,480
Bit heteronormative that, Jake.

513
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,480
How can I be that when I don't even
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514
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,880
Well, it means...

515
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,240
Is it when you don't like gays?

516
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,920
Cos I do like gays.

517
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,400
I asked for two gays when I met you,
didn't I, Claire?

518
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,720
Two dads, Jake.

519
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,600
And today, when Carson in year six
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520
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,000
cos they mince all the time,

521
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,400
I punched him in the face,
didn't I, Claire?

522
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,160
Jake! I was hoping
we might warm up to that.

523
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,400
If you like wearing dresses, Dadi...

524
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,680
..does that mean you do all
<font color="

525
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,600
ANDY LAUGHS

526
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,600
Well, at least he's claiming us!

527
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,040
You laughed at me.

528
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,760
No, I didn't.

529
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,320
Yes, you did.

530
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,640
You and Claire.

531
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,200
I mean, I know it's funny
that I can't cook.

532
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,120
<font color="

533
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,760
That I can do fuck all!

534
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,160
Andy cooks.

535
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,120
Andy builds wardrobes.

536
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,800
In fact, what useful skills am
I actually bringing

537
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,160
to the parenting table?

538
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,920
Oh, for God's sake, don't be
<font color="

539
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,320
Oh, a fat lot of good that'll do if
a tsunami hits Cardiff.

540
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,000
We don't get tsunamis in Cardiff!

541
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,040
You're behaving like a fucking
child, Gabriel!

542
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,120
See?

543
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,080
You are the mum and the dad.

544
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,000
<font color="

545
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,720
And I'm just the lazy one!

546
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,760
Now who's being heteronormative?!

547
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,120
I'm not being heteronormative!

548
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:01,320
No, no, you just said that women do
the cooking whilst men do the DIY!

549
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,280
You can't get more binary
than that, babe!

550
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,640
<font color="
ain't half internalised

551
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,280
some dodgy shit along the way.

552
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,560
It's what I grew up with!

553
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,760
Ah, bullshit!

554
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,920
your dad did everything
when your mummy passed away.

555
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,360
Yeah, well, in case you hadn't
<font color="

556
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,880
But you still do everything

557
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,600
Yeah, well, I wouldn't have to if
you pulled your fucking finger out!

558
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,400
So you do think I'm lazy!

559
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,679
No, no! I think you're being a twat

560
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,400
and this isn't a competition!

561
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,600
Tough shit.

562
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,480
<font color="

563
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,199
OK.

564
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,800
OK, so...

565
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,760
..well, maybe we want this
to stop then. Is that it?

566
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,639
We couldn't do that.

567
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,320
Can't let him down.

568
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:47,639
Can we?

569
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,000
No, Gabe.

570
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,520
<font color="
down.

571
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,920
I'm talking about us.

572
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,000
Because if this isn't
working for you then...

573
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,440
..maybe we should stop.

574
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,560
Because I will adopt Jake...

575
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,920
..with or without you.

576
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,240
I'm sorry.

577
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,040
<font color="

578
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,080
I know.

579
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,760
I want to adopt Jake.

580
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,320
I do.

581
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,960
Would you have really chosen
Jake over me?

582
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,680
Well, we don't need to worry about
that any more now, do we?

583
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,880
DOOR CLOSES

584
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,840
<font color="
to a Welsh-language school

585
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,640
is because when I grew up
she wanted me to fuck Ioan Gruffudd!

586
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,200
LAUGHTER

587
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,800
I'm serious!

588
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,880
So, you know, off I tootled.

589
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,480
And at first I'm thinking why
<font color="

590
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,920
Cos even at 11, OK,
I am camper than Nigel Owens

591
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,120
and Gareth Thomas doing the tango.

592
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,000
I stuck out like an erect penis.

593
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,400
Especially yours, I hear.

594
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,760
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

595
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,240
He did!

596
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,280
<font color="
the world's best-kept secret.

597
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,520
That Welsh, well,

598
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,600
Cymraeg, is actually one of us.

599
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,760
Seriously, Welsh is totally queer.

600
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,360
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

601
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,160
Oh, all right?

602
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,640
Oh, you're here late.

603
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,080
<font color="

604
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,640
Holly


605
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,960
Just...

606
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,840
HE CHUCKLES

607
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,200
Oh, suit yourself.

608
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,360
HE SNIFFS

609
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,640
Oh!

610
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,720
Everyone out there loved me tonight.

611
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,200
<font color="

612
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,240
If Welsh is so queer friendly,

613
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,200
explain man-gripper to me.

614
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,840
What are you talking about?

615
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,680
Homosexual?

616
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120
Homosexual doesn't mean "gripper",
does it?

617
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,960
It's an old Welsh-word for copulate.

618
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,360
<font color="
My lecturer told me.

619
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,960
In my final year.

620
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,320
Read through my dissertation
on queer theory and Welsh.

621
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,200
I should interview you really.

622
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,400
Cos Blodyn said you've got
a Welsh chip on your shoulder

623
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,600
<font color="

624
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,440
I don't have a chip on my shoulder!

625
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,080
Why aren't you sending Jake to
a Welsh language school, then?

626
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,640
That's really none of your business!

627
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,760
You need to get over yourself, Gabe.

628
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,480
The world's moved on.

629
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,000
<font color="
the fucking Eisteddfod.

630
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,200
Haven't you just changed your
pronoun to "they", Celyn?

631
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,440
So?

632
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,240
Well, Welsh nouns are gendered so...

633
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,960
Not all nouns.

634
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,640
Some are masculine and feminine.

635
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,840
<font color="
North-Walian for "penis" is
feminine.

636
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,640
Couldn't get any queerer than that!

637
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,200
I'm thinking of changing my pronoun
to "Welsh" actually.

638
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,480
I'm not quite settled on "they".

639
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,320
That doesn't make any sense to me.

640
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,920
<font color="
Gabriel. Says he.

641
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,320
Says they.

642
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,480
You've got to let people
make mistakes, Cel.

643
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,320
Why the fuck should
I tolerate other people's mistakes?

644
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,000
My Dad never fucking tolerated me,
<font color="

645
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,040
Fuck's sake, they've got you now.

646
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,280
They've fucking got you, ain't they?

647
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,240
Who's fucking got me?

648
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,120
You know, you used to be radical,
without

649
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,000
And now, what,
one sniff of parenthood

650
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,360
<font color="

651
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,680
Can you believe he said that?

652
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,200
They.

653
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,720
They!

654
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,080
They think

655
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,440
they know it all!

656
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,040
You know what I mean.

657
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,000
You sing it, sister.

658
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,360
Now it's all LGBTQX-tra
<font color="

659
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,320
One can't keep up.

660
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,960


661
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,560
BOTH:

662
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,520
Mind you...

663
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,040
In this world...

664
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,440
..there is a kind of
painful progress.

665
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,600
Fuck.

666
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,760
We're the dinosaurs now.

667
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,680
<font color="

668
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,760
Sorry, babes.

669
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,240
I was a bit of a dick back then.

670
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,400
It's just the coke talking.

671
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,400
It's fine, Blodyn.

672
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,280
You made me think, actually.

673
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,680
Well, Mam always used to say
you need a man

674
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,440
to stimulate your brain
<font color="

675
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,960
Wait.

676
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,080
Does this mean you're gonna shag
me?

677
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,640
I won't tell anyone.

678
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,240
Andy isn't just anyone.

679
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,360
And neither are you.

680
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,040
All right, Grandad, suit yourself.

681
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,440
<font color="

682
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:42,160
Holly!

683
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,600
Fly, my pretty,

684
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,360
fly.

685
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,040
DOOR OPENS

686
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,760
Where were you?

687
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,680
You said you wouldn't be long.

688
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,400
I...I phoned you...

689
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,840
My phone died.

690
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,320
Love...

691
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,360
<font color="

692
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,280
I thought maybe you'd...

693
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,360
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

694
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,080
This isn't your fault, And,
it's mine, I've done this to you.

695
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,840
No, it is, I've done this to you.

696
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,040
Mum says I mother you too much
<font color="

697
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,520
Well... And it's not your fault

698
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,320
that my shit makes me behave
like a saint

699
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,520
while your shit makes you
behave like a twat.

700
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,400
Thanks. I think...

701
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,520
No, I'm not a saint though, Gabe.

702
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,640
<font color="
you over and over and over again.

703
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,080
But you won't have to, I promise!

704
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,360
And I've been panicking that it's
all just gonna happen again and...

705
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,280
I thought I was going to have to
choose Jake over you

706
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,600
<font color="

707
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,880
Andy, I don't.

708
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,960
I thought I did but I really,
really don't.

709
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,640
You are not going to lose me...

710
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,720
..you idiot.

711
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,320
Oh, my God, And,

712
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,480
you're turning into me,
you crazy person.

713
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,080
<font color="
the cooking and building shelves.

714
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,760
And I'll make space for you,
if that's what you want.

715
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,040
I will, I promise.

716
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,840
I don't want to cook
or build shelves.

717
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,960
And that's fine, too.
<font color="

718
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,920
Cos I actually really love
all that shit.

719
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,640
We just need to...

720
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,120
Be ourselves.

721
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,280
Yes! And, and, and I need to...

722
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,880
..to actually believe me when I say
that I'm really not going anywhere.

723
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,200
Yeah.

724
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,440
<font color="
yourself.

725
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,840
I don't hate myself.

726
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,800
Aha, yes, yes, you do.

727
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,720
You're a classic gay.

728
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,600
You're a classic Welsh gay.

729
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,120
Doubly oppressed.

730
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,600
Doubly self-hating.

731
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,240
Double the internalised shame.

732
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,600
<font color="

733
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,840
But I love you anyway, you twat.

734
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,640
I bloody love you.

735
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,160
Come here.

736
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,880
I bloody love you, too.

737
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,040
Now who's mothering, eh?

738
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,880
I'm fathering actually.

739
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,240
Do you want me to stop?

740
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,360
<font color="

741
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Come on.

742
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,880
I've come for a sleep-over.

743
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,240
Hey, Jake.

744
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,240
Don't you want to say goodbye?

745
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,200
Sorry. Don't be.
It's as it should be.

746
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,600
<font color="

747
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,440
And don't put up with any shit.

748
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,400
Goal!

749
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,920
Are you sure you don't want
to play out there?

750
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,440
There's much more space.

751
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,120
Why don't we just pass it back
and forwards to each other?

752
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,520
<font color="

753
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,760
It's not about winning.
It's just, um...

754
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,960
It's just fun.

755
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,520
I have fun when I'm winning.

756
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,120
Let's play dodgeball instead.

757
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,960
JAKE LAUGHS

758
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,520
Stop it!

759
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,800
What's wrong?

760
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,320
<font color="

761
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,440
Just you're not keeping Dadi safe.

762
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,800
Stop it, Jake.

763
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
For God's sake, I said, "stop it"!

764
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,080
Sorry, Jake.

765
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,800
I didn't mean to frighten you.

766
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,760
I just had a bit of a shock,
that's all.

767
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,400
I wanna go home.

768
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,800
<font color="

769
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,080
Dad will have made us lunch.

770
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,440
Node.

771
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,960
I want to go home...

772
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,520
..to Claire's.

773
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,080
If you don't finish it,
there won't be any pudding.

774
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,960
I see you've nearly finished, Dadi.

775
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,440
Want some cake?

776
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
<font color="
with my name on it?

777
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Bought!

778
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:08,640
I made a cake with your name on it.

779
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,640
It was Dadi's idea.

780
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,000
Shall I go?

781
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,560
It's OK.

782
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,920
I will.

783
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,160
Jake?

784
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,040
RATTLING

785
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,640
<font color="
mess of things, haven't I?

786
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,760
Of course Jake's gonna find it hard
to control his emotions.

787
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,280
Must be such a lot
going on in his head.

788
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,480
I know my head feels pretty
full right now.

789
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,160
RATTLING CONTINUES

790
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,120
<font color="

791
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,520
GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

792
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,960
Am I a girl now?

793
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,400
Or am I still Jake?

794
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,800
Well, what do you think I am?

795
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,840
Is it delicious?

796
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,120
Then I think you're still a Jake.

797
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,320
Hello, Jake.

798
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,960
Hello, Dad.

799
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,560
<font color="

800
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,680


801
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:38,600


802
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,680


803
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,360
MOTHER JOINS IN:

804
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:56,960


805
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,360


806
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,360
ANDY:

807
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:10,520
<font color="

808
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,920
WHISPERS: What was that song?

809
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,520
Just a song my parents used
to sing to me.

810
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,920
Maybe we should explore some
Welsh schools.

811
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,760
Take a look.

812
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,720
It wouldn't do any harm, would it?

813
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,080
<font color="

814
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,160
Node.

815
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,440
He's attaching really well.

816
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,160
We wait till Monday, he'll start
shifting back towards me.

817
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,160
It needs to happen sooner.

818
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,640
I've got my last performance
tonight.

819
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,960
<font color="

820
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,800
And he can move in tomorrow.

821
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,680
But we don't usually
place on weekends.

822
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,560
Well, I'll be around
if anything goes wrong.

823
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,120
As far as I can see,
we don't have a choice.

824
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,120
If we don't do it soon,
<font color="

825
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,520
Fuck.

826
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,920
Fuck.

827
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,480
So, this is it.

828
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,400
Yeah.

829
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,920
Last night of freedom.

830
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,000
Let's go out tonight

831
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,560
before the show, a date.

832
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,920
What? Like the old days.

833
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,960
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much there's still left to do,
then don't come to Neverland.

834
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,800
What, and miss your last
performance?

835
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,520
But there'll be plenty more.

836
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,240
Come on!

837
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,760
Please, last night of freedom!

838
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,040
Gorge.

839
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:42,160
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840
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:48,760

before

841
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:56,360


842
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:03,080


843
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:07,160

high...

844
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,280
Give it up for Gabriel and Andy!

845
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,600
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846
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:19,160

and I'll be there by your side

847
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:25,840

and stars may collide

848
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,520


849
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:38,200


850
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:44,680
THEY LAUGH

851
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:44,680
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852
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:52,320


853
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:56,640


854
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:02,000


855
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:09,320


856
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:16,720


857
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:23,360


858
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,600


859
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,440
SHOUTING

860
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,680
Hey?

861
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,280
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862
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,840
Hey, break it up there, lads,
come on.

863
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,480
Someone's gonna get hurt.

864
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,640
Come on, lads.

865
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,120
Whoa, whoa!

866
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,400
Come on, then!

867
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,760
I was just trying to...

868
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,120
Go on!

869
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,840
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870
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,240
Come on, let's go!

871
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:04,600


872
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:11,480


873
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,000


874
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:21,240

world seems such a perfect place

875
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:27,400


876
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:33,840


877
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:41,200
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878
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:47,240


879
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:52,600


880
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,520


881
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE